RAISING BOYS!!

I can attest to most of these as being TRUE =)

a) For those with no children - this is totally hysterical!
b) For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.
c) For those who have children this age, this is not funny.
d) For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning.
e) For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control.

The following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin, Texas...
Things I've learned from my Boys (honest and not kidding):

1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq.ft. house 4 inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh," it's already too late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a
36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
10.) Certain Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12.) Super glue is forever.
13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15.) VCRs do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
20.) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
25.) Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

Game 2 of the Championship Playoffs

Caleb

Caleb's team won their second game of the playoffs as they defeated the Dodgers tonight, 14-10. They play the Pirates on Thursday, 5/20/2010 at 6:30 PM. The winner of that game will go on to play the winner of the American League Series for the Championship on Friday, 5/21/2010 at 6:30 PM. All games are played on field 7 at Hilmar G. Moore Baseball Complex at 2100 Collins Rd in Richmond, TX.

Friday will be fun whether or not we're in it. It will be closing ceremonies. The park will be hosting their 3rd Annual Fireworks Show. They will have fajitas and brisket catered, as well as Chick-fil-A at the consession stand. Come early as it will be crowded.

Gooooooo ASTROS!!!

SAINTS ARE THE WORLD CHAMPS!!!!

Watch our Drew Brees share his testimony of how he committed his life RADICALLY to Christ!

End Poverty Benefit Concert – August 28

Bryce Harper hits 502ft baseball home run in the 2009 Power Showcase

This kid is awesome but too bad he's not finishing school.

My first mobile post

Sissy Baseball

Baseball… for a hundred years it’s been a symbol of America. Strong, tough men, competing in an honorable game where the best of the best rose to the top, and no one cried for being second. Being second meant harder work, more dedication and mental toughness if you wanted to be called “the best”.

No more. Now self esteem and feelings are the top priority. Read this story about a kid named Jericho, nine years old, who is being forced to quit pitching because its “unfair” and discouraging to the other kids who he strikes out. A “spirit of community” and letting all the kids have equal and fair playing time is now the goal of sports - not competition, overcoming adversity and pushing yourself to achieve.

If we were talking about 4 year old T-Ball, then I agree with letting all the kids play equally… but you can still throw out that self-esteem nonsense, not keeping score, and everyone gets a trophy hogwash. Only since the advent of humanist pop psychology did protecting children from the negative feelings in life become an issue of “mental health”.

Ridiculous! Kids learn just as much, if not more, from the experiences of falling short, losing, coming up second (or last), failing to achieve, etc than they do by winning, being praised, or being number one. “Self esteem” is not the problem… it’s learning not to be selfish, not to be self-centered, not to care about self more than anything else. We have no problem with “self esteem”… we are born selfish and we fight being too self-focused our ENTIRE life.

The Bible says our problem is being TOO self-oriented. It is the sin nature to love SELF more than anything else. The world says we don’t love ourselves enough, and we should continually seek to raise our “esteem” and our level of self-love. The two ideas are incompatible. Who are you going to listen to? The world? Or God?

While the modern Church tenaciously embraces “self-isms” (self-esteem, self-love, self-worth… all in direction opposition to Scripture), even the world is realizing that all this “self” psychobabble has done is create several generations of narcissistic, emotionally fragile, whiners whose only concern is how they “feel” about everything and never being uncomfortable.

Taking Jericho off the pitcher’s mound so the other kids won’t feel “discouraged” is the result of this kind of upside down, destructive pop psychology. Let him pitch. Let him compete. Let him do the best HE can do. Let the other kids use it as a catalyst to try harder, to learn to deal with being “second” and learn to buck up in the face of discouragement. Let the other kids learn to be happy that someone else is getting the attention. Let the other kids learn that the world doesn’t revolve around them, and that winning is not a “right”, it is an opportunity.

Let the other kids learn not to be jealous, critical or bitter about someone else’s blessing. Let the other kids learn that everyone is NOT equal in all abilities and talents… that life is NOT fair and their feelings are way down the line in priority compared to learning character, integrity and sportsmanship.

Oh yeah, let the childish parents who are calling for Jericho to get off the mound, learn all those lessons too. Evidently it is hurting THEIR self-esteem when their kid gets struck out. Think about the lesson these kids are learning: if someone is better than you and you don’t feel good about yourself, get the other person kicked out, kicked off or kicked under.

You know, I would not care so much about this if it were not for the fact that Christians (and the leaders of the Church) embrace the worldly ideas of “self” (Christian psychology anyone?) as much as the world itself. In fact, the world seems to be waking up to this big dangerous joke, while the Church is jumping in with both feet and eyes closed.

Self-esteem, French fries and pimp-mobiles. Just doesn’t have the same ring as a “Baseball, apple pie and Chevrolet” does it?

~ Brent
http://www.brentriggs.com/